1. Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Or the pressures of maintaining my image…. Okay, so I don’t have an image yet. But I’m working on it. And frankly, it’s exhausting.
  2. "NO SODA FOR YOU."

  3. [AGGRESSIVELY LISTENS TO WHY DON’T YOU KISS HER BY JESSE MCCARTNEY]

  4. "I feel as though a loop has been formed and I’m not in it."

  5. "Uh - that’s my chair! Not like it has my name on it or anything…"

    "Uh - that’s my chair! Not like it has my name on it or anything…"

  6. That’s Kim Possible. She saves the world frequently. And I help. You know…almost…as…frequently…
    • Eric: I've always wanted a naked mole rat!
    • Ron: Dude! Me too! Which is good, because I actually have one.
  7. "DUDE?!?! DO. YOU. MIND?!"

  8. "Sometimes, when it’s just me and my machine, scorchin’ across the blacktop, I kinda lose myself."

  9. "Um, Go Fish?"